Maltesers tear here is fully alive! Of sorts.
[Aside: I declare blogging on Maltesers tear here a very distracting(-one-from-one's-Chinese-tuition-homework-when-one-was-on-a-roll-as-can-be-seen-by-one-completing-six-questions-in-a-row-which-is-practically-unheard-of) activity. And I also declare that the previous sentence's odd sentence structure is purely intentional. You're supposed to read all the hyphenated words, pause and then go back and read it as '... distracting activity'.]
[Then, if/when you are still confused, dismiss it as one of sandrasaidso's brain farts.]

And ThinkOrange, I am impressed! The puzzle seems to be shaping up nicely. When I was slightly younger, I remember (warning: nostalgic moment) my aunt tried to get us to do Something Useful To Occupy Our Time during the holidays. Which meant pages with workshops for children and such torn off from the newspaper; visits to some jigsaw puzzle shop (which, thinking back, must have been amazing, but I can't seem to remember where we've been to) which did leave us with a 300 piece puzzle (because, as ThinkOrange so rightly pointed out, adults seem to think 1000 piece puzzles will never be completed, which I supposed would be true for our rather youngish selves back then) but I only did the interesting i.e. easy bits but the whole family did manage to finish it eventually; and a cross-stitching exercise which resulted in a bookmark, the only cross-stitched product I did.
(Good luck going through the previous paragraph. Isn't this one comparatively nice and short?)
I think I shall end off with an abrupt ending. Bye.
[Edit: I decided that after the much dreaded Chinese O levels next year, I shall celebrate by buying a jigsaw puzzle from that lovely shop and complete it. Just because I can. And also because it's fun.]