#outtakes

亲爱的读者，

We regret to inform you that a malteser has unfortunately passed away, due to a failed resuscitation attempt in which artificial respiration was provided. 

Please refrain from conducting CPR on any further maltesers, as you will undoubtedly end up ingesting them. Though this is entirely due to their overly tempting nature and is on no part your fault, we do not want you to get fat, or choke, or die, or get diabetes, or run out of maltesers.

   祝你
永远不饿

麥提莎这里撕  启

Resuscitate our blog!

Defibrillator!
zzscxzzz
The heart monitor shows not a bleep.

zzscxzzz
还没什么动静。

Meanwhile, a sigh could be heard emanating from somewhere close to the body of Maltesers-tearhere, if one were listening out for such things that is. "I suppose I could return to my body now. Look at them. They try so hard when I'm about to die, but leave me alone when I'm alive and a nuisance. Pah."

zzscx--
"Oh, stop that. It makes a tingling feeling in my chest. Get me some chocolates, will you? I trust you know what type."

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To our mysterious and nonexistant-but-we-don't-need-to-know-that audience who has been eagerly awaiting our posts, WE'RE BACK!

it's been three weeks.

c'mon guiz. You're not doing your part.

echinacea!

Two different ways of reporting the same news! Like the links very much :D

Egypt's a transcontinental country. It's mainly in Africa but has some bits in Middle East. Really.

I don't have weird photos of said female specimen ):

Photo Exhibition: The Exploration of Sicheng: Nostrils

Guess what I found in my computer today while collating old class photos!

This is Part 1 of a multi-parted series, which explores the fascinating poses and activities this female specimen can be found in. Feel free to add on, and help preserve this creature from becoming extinct as external pressures cause it to discard its so-called 'weird' behaviour and conform to societal norms.

(I don't think you're that weird. Really.)

(Somehow, I have lots and lots and lots of photos of you! :O)

(Egypt's in the Middle-East. Really.)


Look look! This! and this! :O

HELP SICHENG

T_T

A painting within a painting

If you stare hard enough

Perhaps I would shift a little

A soft brown curl bouncing off my shoulders

The gentle swishing of silver fabric

And you’d think your eyes had been

Playing tricks on you

They say paintings are simply illusions

But watch

As I inch closer into the painting

Within a painting

My eyes a treasure clove of bittersweet secrets

And that alluring smile

Frozen and captured in time and space

One brushstroke at a time

In the name of Art

Then one day I’ll suddenly be gone

Into the island of castles and dreams

As if I was never here

Has my existence

Been only an illusion?

Our title font changed, right?

Look, there's a quote:
"I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born."
- Ronald Reagan, quoted in New York Times, 22 September 1980

Not to start a debate on abortion or anything (I don't actually know what I think about abortion - my general opinion is that it's the individual's decision and I hope each of them suffer their decision at least and who is anyone else to tell them abortion is right or wrong because they are not standing in the person's shoes), but I thought the quote was pretty snazzy.

Until you think about it slightly harder and realise his point/argument falls through if the people for abortion are those that wish they hadn't been born/had been aborted.

I think where I'm going with this is too dangerous. (And I'm lazy.)

Another video!

'hilariously funny but sadly totally right at the same time'
British comedy xD

(oh and Sarah Kay, too.)

(Maths? what maths?)