Combined with years of ground breaking research, secret and deadly technology and the support of many trees(they swayed along in agreement when the wind comes),
Introducing the Maltesers moisturizer. Colours in milk chocolate brown, dark chocolate brown, and shit brown.
Maltesers moisturizer is made of 10% maltesers extract and sunshine, after scientists found out that adding flakes of maltesers in moisturizer helps clog pores and result in breakout, allowing one to feel tired and oily. Use on eyes also causes stomata eyes(aka puffy looking pink guard cells).
What are you waiting for? Unleash the beast in you and purchase it from the buck-toothed auntie downstairs now!
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