Poop

In an attempt to savage the terrible state this blog is in (pardon the misuse of language my English cmi), I shall assume everyone cares to know about my glorious day and the mundane things I did.

1. We ordered a cake via internet for my sister. It was tough trying to choose the ice-cream flavours. I was skeptical about the flavour banana split. Isn't banana split a banana with tiny scoops of ice-cream beside it and was invented just so the big banana can fill the bowl and less ice-cream can be served? I can't imagine it being a flavour. My mom said it's probably just banana flavoured ice-cream but I would not settle for that.

In the end, after googling what is Rocky Road, we chose that and cookies n cream. Yes, exciting news.

2. I replied emails. They sort of just go to and fro and makes me feel like just calling the person up and talk, and I'm sure we talk faster than we type. We do, right?

3. I went shopping. I realized my legs are really really stubby and I really really need to exercise. And then I realized no amount of exercise can help slice off the layers of fats in my stubby legs so I spent 5 minutes mourning about my fate.

4. I read half a book, then decided I was way too busy to read a book and here I am.

5. So that this post will not go off topic, I did not poop today. Is that bad? Are we supposed to poop everyday? How can one person have so much poop? Wait is poop a noun or a verb? So do you say I pooped a poop?