Why am I always hungry?

There are so many abbreviations in the world, but they don't have one for I-am-hungry. Do they not know the importance of this phrase? Does this not occur to you almost everyday?

I am hungry.

IAH.

Damn hungry.

DH.

I was hungry.

IWH.

Not bad, eh.

smile! :D [ohshithiatus!

[ohshitahhwhydoIhavesomuchtodo!Ishouldstopdoingrandomstufflikethisbecauseahhhhh]

Aletheia is on Hiatus! For she has a very, very, very large backlog of work, which is only worsened by her birthday (don't worry, dear bd, it's not your fault), and her being distracted, and the insane number of things she has to study and her not-so-good-anymore memory skills, and expectations.

So yes.

I badly want to post -crap- cool nonsense that will inspire your brain to think creatively. AHHH I MUST STOP TYPING. GO AND DO MATHS, ALETHEIA, AND THEN FRENCH, OR AT LEAST READ THE BLUE CHINESE BOOK.

We've been posting crap

And you know what, it is time to actually STIMULATE LEARNING.


We should not just write random shit (I typed this to check if it will come out in asterisks: will it?) we should be providing real information to TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE REALITY OF THE WORLD THEY ARE LIVING IN.

...


Oh look, donkey.


Speaking of donkeys, have you seen them?! They are prettier than horses, ohmy.

revelation of the century day

WE HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING O: Quelle horror! Everyone, quick, run around in circles and scream in Miss Peer's voice.

(I'm sorry, Miss Peer. You were full of knowledge and went through notes very well. It is unfortunate that our class did not appreciate you well enough.)

Take deep breaths and hide under a table. Or the doorway. Protect yourself from falling debris with a math file which will shield you from anything. Except lava. And perhaps falling chandeliers.

It is strongly advisable that you turn into a fat kitty right now and start waving at people. Sincerely.

While everyone is mugging for EYAs

I'm going to take a break and try the candle wax thing. Who knows, maybe it works.

Just kidding. I'm not going to use candle wax. Psht. I'm going to use that Eye Bright cream which I know for a fact doesn't work.

It's Fridayy

And Maltesers are all tired. But if you rub candle wax over your eye bags, it causes your eye bags to disappear!

This is due to the amazingly inaccurate hypothesis(not theory) that when candle wax hardens, to squeezes the skin around your eyes causing blood circulation to increase up to 500% within 5 minutes.

This sudden increase in blood circulation (can blood circulation increase?) causes the blackish patches around your eyes to disappear in another astonishingly scientifically-unproven way.

It is equivalent to rubbing your eyes over and over again 200 times in 1.5seconds!

Now of course, try neither at home.

bringing the retardedness back into our lives

Because we all need it of course.

Except I can't come up with any retardedness now. So I'm going off to play Spot the Difference. If you had any sense, you would go and do your homework. But if you had more sense, you would play it too.

There. You're reading this AND revising fallacies at the same time. *beams*

P1: I am in Philo class.

P2: I am bored.

C1: Philo class is boring (Doubtful Cause)

C2: Students in philo class are bored (Hasty Generalization)

C3: Every single student who has ever been to a philo class felt bored (Unqualified Generalization)

C4: Take pity on me, Mr __, and let us off early for recess (Appeal to Pity)

C5: Philo class is like Universal Studios and the library and heaven and the stomach of cannibals, for all of them contain people. Therefore, they must be really really boring! (False Analogy)

C6: "Either pay attention, or leave." (False Dillema)

C7: Aletheia is not sane. Therefore, she cannot be trusted, so philo class must be ultra-fun! (Attacking the person)

C8: If this unrelenting boredom continues, I will yawn and then the sides of my mouth will split and it will hurt and blood will come up and the nearby vampires will be attracted to it and come and drink my blood, and then Edward Cullen will come to save me and I will die of the glittery-ness. Therefore, I need to leave. Now. (Slippery Slope)

Because everyone's talking about fallacies, I must, too.

(Appeal to popularity)

I know, right! It's so :!o.o?!D:!

Though if whoever posted such stuff of the forum sees their (probably tweaked) forum on our FAs, and our answers, they'll probably call us overeducated, stuck up bitches who are stuffing our so-called-superiority and elitism in their faces and are perching on ivory towers with no sensitivity whatsoever to the people who built up the foundations and the towers. And that we make no sense.

Doing philo FAs

are like watching -insert country of choice- dramas. You feel like facepalming the whole time. (False analogy)

'Look, if they are allowed to break the "no eating rule", then they will break the "jaywalking" rule, and they will break all laws in Singapore.'

and

'You are defending those girls because you are a foreigner yourself!'

and of course, saving the best for the last:

'The cities that you mentioned are different from Singapore. There were terrible and bloody riots in Singapore before. I doubt that these cities experienced similar riots. Since there were riots before the "no eating" rule was made, these riots could have caused this rule.'

Life is such a fallacy.

Aww, do you miss us?

That's okay, we've forgotten all about you.

Unless you can help me with my math and Physics.

Why did I capitalize physics and not math? They should have been equal. In fact, it should've been Math and physics.

My life sucks like lemons. although today was okay. Why are lemons sucky though? It's not fair. It's not their fault they want to be sour. They didn't CHOOSE to be sour. We shouldn't discriminate. We always complain about life "throwing us lemons". WHATS WRONG WITH BEING THROWN LEMONS? Don't they want to feel loved too?

...I-I'll go do Math now.

LITWTAOOTW #4

This shall be a feminist post!

1. I really really liked this article. It's rather long, and if you don't feel like reading long articles now, come back to it later when you're in the mood.
2. Similar one but way shorter. But after the first one, this is unsatisfactory!
3. This is also the same thing but don't you feel a little sad for the girl. But the point she's making is pretty much the same.
4. (Not a feminist link, finally!) "Have you tried chamomile tea?"
5. 'We' are drinking more than the boys?
   

LITWTAOOTW #3

1. Maltesers > stale bread
2. Wikipedia saves the day during SS.
3. I haven't read this (it's RS!) but I trust it's not so bad.
4. I shall read this later too, but I read something similar before, back when I read random articles online a lot more, but from less respectable sources.
5. Heh.
   

LITWTAOOTW #2

More reasons why mth is (y)

1. We don't give tests !

2. We give you new emotions! (from Sandra. I like this one.)

3. Reproduction genetics? I want maltesers to reproduce in the packets :(

4. We are different, for we are not a reality tv show

5. We like irony, and so do you.

Sicheng is sad

-sadface-

:(

link of the day

This deserves a post for itself.

For the poor, confused dears: The Definitive Post

or, What Happened On Facebook Today.

or, The Platonic Love Heptagon.

or, Something Confusing.

1. Sicheng is married (gayly and incestuously) to Sandra. (this happened a while ago)

2. Fish's heart was broken into a thousand and one pieces by zhang yue, and asked for a divorce.

3. Fish asked to elope with sicheng!

4. It was concluded, that between fish and zhangyue, fish was of the fairer sex.

5. Sandra said she was even darker (hence implying that she was even less of the fairer sex and part of a threesome)

6. Fish said no threesome :(

7. Zhang Yue said she doesn't want ? anymore and told fish, "f**k you."

8. Sandra said that she wasn't male, and no threesome for her too, and suggested aletheia.

9. Aletheia said no.

10. Zhang Yue posted a very excited greeting on cheese's wall

11. Due to complications (sicheng only eats fish), sicheng offered to elope with aletheia.

12. Aletheia said no.

13. Cheese offered to elope too.

14. Aletheia said no (again).

15. Sandra said fish said she disapproves of alecheng (hence the elopement), and cheese said fish said she doesn't mind sicheng's eating habits. (aww..)

16. Sandra offered to divorce sicheng (they claimed it was an arranged marriage)

17. Fish told cheese she's the greatest love of all (!), and offers to elope.

18. Cheese reciprocated.

19. Cheese disaproves of alecheng too.

20. Aletheia wants to remain single and independent.

21. According to sandra, cheese wants fish for herself.

22. Sicheng claimed fish loves her more.

23. Cheese defended the honor of her to-be-elopee.

24. Sicheng offered to elope with cheese.

25. Cheese said no, for she was loyal to her platoon mate.

26. Sicheng accused sandra of being mean (implying that she doesn't want a divorce).

mini-conclusions:

1. Fish eloped the most, I think.

2. Cheese is protective! o.o

3. Aletheia got pushed around and offered to whatever relationships people wanted to leave :( (though was rather entertained)

4. Priyanka just sat there and smiled.

5. Sicheng accuses alot of people O.o

6. Zhang Yue disappeared somewhere halfway.

7. Sandra is.. dark.

Sicheng's conclusion:

we should come up with strategies to stop our husbands from leaving in the future: if you step out of the house, I'm going to...I'm going to FAINT!

Conclusion:

We should all become secular nuns.

Thia thia and Sipingguo posted!

If diffusion worked while studying, I would have soaked in enough knowledge over the past years such that I wouldn't have to study for EOYs/EYAs. (I hate discrepancies like that.)

If it worked, I'll just plunk myself in a Chinese bookstore for a whole day.

I feel like eating cereal. My brother just ate cereal. Dammit, cereal.

Is doing chinese. I hope diffusion has occurred.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

I think, while sending out fam invites to the vips, the teacher told them to respond to both her and me, or cc-ed me or something.

ONE REPLIED, AND WENT "DEAR THIA THIA".

XDXDXD

YOU

Are


Fat.

I guess.

How to study not-smartly

1. Eat chocolate and stare at the computer screen, occasionally glancing down at what you're supposed to study as if you have photographic memory.

2. Waste time wondering if you should put your chocolate back into the fridge because it says 4 servings per package, not 1.

3. Decide to try defying gravityyyyy (by eating 2 servings--take that, Health Promotion Board!)

4. Test you: Where's bronchus and where's bronchiole?

Today I shall be a two-timer

And eat ferrero rocher.

Hah I could spell that.

now the sipingguo isn't posting

Oh the things you find on Yahoo.

1. I wonder if that dog was relating the Brian/Bryan i.e. the dog in Family Guy.
2. Once a computer's dead, however, you can't 'unhang' it I believe.
3. I'm lazy to provide more links.
4. I want to read Room by Emma Donoghue.
5. Ribena is red (shhh it is!) and good for the soul. So are Maltesers. Although they're brown.
6. Bye.

oh.

oh. Another ant just crawled out of my ear.

I'd suspected it was an ant, from the agony my ear-drum was in this morning, because that was what had happened the last time it felt like that, but I was hoping it was water, or some other non-living thing. Well, at least it crawled out.

I still let it out and flicked it away, though. I didn't feel like killing it.

It was red-black!

heh.

Links In This World That Are Out Of This World, or LITWTAOOTW #1

That's right, folks! You shall get links, which are not only cool and not spamming sandra anymore, but also from this world! Not Mars, not the Andomeda Galaxy, and not your head! And also happens to save this blog from it's inferiority complex, if it has one :!)

5 (not 7) Things

1. We don't Ponder Life. Pondering life reduces your working memory.

2. This is a Blog, and blogging is good.

3. We talk about Cool Stuff, like maltesers and spray-on clothes.

4. We don't moon over Love or Other Depressing Things, for love is a fallacy and costs you friends.

5. There will be more things tomorrow, found here.

(Whad'ya mean, I didn't post :( )

Aletheia isn't posting ):

The article Why I Blog somehow dramatizes the 'art' of blogging, instead of posting a few nonsensical liners. I suppose he is merely referring to those widely read kind of blogs, instead of personal ones which only a few friends know about and read. The ones more catered to their readers, instead of personal ones.

That article is long. And rather tiring after a while. But I still enjoyed it I guess.

Sudden topic change: I'm off to fiddle around on Gimp. And perhaps download free trials of flash for the sake of RS.

I haven't eaten maltesers in 3 days

Eh.

I have a blue comb

I wish combing with a blue comb can turn my hair blue.

101 Reasons why too much red is bad

1. The Physics 10 year series is red.
2 - 100. Ditto.
101. Eye-blinding ):

Ever wondered why Pacman is so round?

Pacman eats Maltesers. Whole.

Fallacies of the day

P1: Maltesers are addictive.
P2: Drugs are addictive.
C: Maltesers are drugs.

P1: Drugs are bad for health.
P2: I eat Maltesers aka drugs.
C: I am unhealthy.

The wheels of the bus go round and round.

Bio is blue-grey.

The end of the world is coming.

We should all turn vegetarian.

Learn from the past, live in the present, and plan for the future.

There. Short but coherent!

monkeys!

P1: All brown is chocolates.
P2: Sandra is brown.
C: Sandra is chocolate.

Yay.

Why are chocolates brown?

That's the colour of mud.

So why can't mud be creamy and sweet too?

R sounds blue, I think. Sky blue and red.

retarded |riˈtärdid|adjectiveless advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age. from French retarder.
Think we're retarded? Well, don't worry, you're not the only one out there.
But we're happy! And not that worried. And happy!
But we don't really mind, or care. After all, you're just joking.
Right?
-the retarded blog 8)

It's time to eat more MARS BARS

So maltesers don't run out so quickly.

New research results published on the Maltesers Crisis: consists of hours of research, shocking and revolutionary find, answers may just turn your world upside down.

Please donate $2.00 to Maltesers to find out more.

Just to prove "Christine/Tracy" wrong

Scientists predict that the Malteser Crisis will occur in the next 15 years. Or the year-before-the-Water-Crisis-occurs.

We will have to survive a whole year without Maltesers before we die. Harsh, eh?

This is not a fallacy (Appeal to Anonymous Authority) because I WILL CREDIT THE SCIENTISTS.

Here you go:
Maltesers, The. (Sept 15, 2010). Just to prove "Christine/Tracy" wrong. Maltesers tear here. Retrieved on Sept 15, 2010 from http://maltesers-tearhere.blogspot.com/2010/09/just-to-prove-christinetracy-wrong.html

Post 329 (no I can't count sorry)

If I memorize all my soluble salt stuff, does it mean I can become a famous chemist?

After bio lesson today

Do you think water will run out before maltesers?

Then how will we be able to drink water after eating maltesers?

I'm worried. D:

When they say tear here

We should tear THERE,

because we're rebellious that way.

Do you know maltesers are bad for our heart and brain?!?!

Because they are round.

Unlike our hearts and brains! Amazing.

But jellybeans are good for the stomach--same shape, right?

I like yellow.

I'm beginning to like yellow more and more... since these few years?

I like yellow tees.
I like... I don't know what else I'd like in yellow.

What else? Oh I shall do colour swatches!

Okay, that isn't exactly a colour swatch but I like this yellow. Pastel yellow. Pastel colours are quite nice (heh, feminine side - I bet you thought I didn't have one). Although my first love will always be turquoise/aqua/teal-ish colour.

(Upon Googling, I find that it has different ideas of aqua D: The aqua I had in mind was blue/green, but Google just gave me blue. Pfft.)

A lil' too dark, but it'll do.
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I see Aletheia has changed the layout :D (for I'm sure Sicheng is singularly incapable of doing such a thing). Sicheng refused to let me add a blogskin and fiddle around with html which is one of the things I actually can do. Bah.

(I realise the longer the posts, the saner they get. O:)

Its okay: MALTESERS ARE GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

Crysanthemum tea is yellow. Honey, too.

Just my luck, then, that I'm drinking both.

I'm wearing yellow, too.

And my skin?

I don't think yellow is gold or dirty. It's more sunshiney, in a non-Little-Miss-Sunshine manner. Nice yellows are happy :D Like sunshine on ripples of water, and smiles, and Winnie the Pooh.

I like Winnie the Pooh. And Eeyore.

(Eeyore's cute and terribly uplifting, in a pessimistic way. The ones in 'real life' are a bit too cute though, like it's putting on a mask so more people'll buy it. Well, whoever's designing these dolls are painting masks on them, so they'll look cuter and more mass-market appealing. Don't you think it's quite sad? But it's their job. But they can change! But many people don't know how to. But we can learn! And hope. But many people don't know what to do with their life :( But then again, who are we to talk, since most of us don't, anyway?

heh. I think I'd like a dark Eeyore.)

red has been Banished.

:D

Strawberries are red too

I ate strawberries today.

Now that I think about it, I did brush my teeth AFTER eating, but it feels as if I didn't. I can taste strawberry in my mouth.

Not the nice sweet flavouring of Poky, but strawberries.

Ms Tan says we have to be organized and LABELS are the best thing to make us organized.

Mac's apple pie's packaging is now green

It used to be red. It has evolved to green.

I liked the red one better. (I was going to insert two pictures of Exhibit A and B - red and green packaging respectively. However, Google offers no answers to that.)

I am eating guava and apples now. (They're cut into small pieces and put in a bowl.) Guavas are green and apples are red. I eat both.

Is red really an appetizing colour?

Why do so many restaurants and food packagings use red? I mean, do you go hungry and start watering when I flash out my red watch?

You do? Goodness.

Is it because red is associated with ketchup? I don't even like ketchup. Well it's okay but occassionally I find it too sour.

Only occassionally. Especially when they have pickles drenched in them. Do they seriously have to do that?

I know one failed red packaged brand: No Frills. The red and white looks gross(not implying anything about our Singapore flag) and makes me stay away from their prawn crackers.

Unlike my sister who bought it.

But Maltesers is alright. It's brown and red.

There, I used the word Maltesers. I can end off now.

We need to matchmake Google and Maltesers.

the Search For The Lost Magical M Word

and so the desperate journey for the word maltesers continues.. (or starts. whichever.)

The travelers search high and low, climbing over the bumps of m, skiing down l, abseiling over t, and even crossing s.

a close call, though puppies were in the way.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

After a oh-so-perilious journey, they finally find the word. and then loose it with the next 'space', because the new google search thingum is !! and not really useful at all, and most of the suggestions aren't useful at all, and it just keeps popping out search results WITHOUT WAITING FOR YOU TO FINISH, which shows that it is impatient.

Therefore, it needs maltesers (P1: chocolate = good. P2: patience = good. C: chocolate -> patience).

And therefore, maltesers needs google search.

Cf: Sandra and Sicheng will matchmake Google Search and Maltesers, using one of the '20 dates for under $20' that the Straits Times oh-so-kindly published for just this purpose.

-you.

lengthening blog posts, one image at a time.

No one likes Mars Bars, right?

So we should stop eating maltesers.

You know, since it's manufactured by the same company. They probably put the same amount of sugar into both.

You don't even need wiki to tell you that amount of sugar is gonna make you fat.

the return of the Other Malteser

Maltesers are a confectionery product manufactured by Mars, Incorporated.

Wiki said so. Ha, bet you didn't know that.

Well, now you know.

While the other Malteser goes for CCA

I was hungry and decided to look at photos of Malteser on google. It didn't work like I had wanted it to so I had to resort to food to fill that hunger. But since I'm on a one-day diet, I couldn't reach out for chocolates and took raisins instead.

No raisins can ever beat Sun...what was that.

Sunmaid?

There is only one brand of raisins we should eat, and that's SUNMAID. Seriously Sunmaid raisins are so sweet and juicy you think you're eating big fat grapes rather than tiny squished dried ones.

Another reason to buy sunmaid is that they come in zippable bags! Isn't that wonderful? now instead of throwing away box after box(oh poor dears) every week, all you have to do after your throat is parched from all the raisins--can throats be parched?--is zip the bag and stick it in your freezer!


Technology amazes me at times.

Two-liner Post

P1: I am like a Malteser.

P2: Maltesers suck.

C: I am not a Malteser.

What we can do with maltesers:

1. Eat them.

2. Think about it, then eat them.

3. Swallow them with mashed-maltesers shake.

4. Juggle them.

5. Come, help me think.

--After thinking---

6. Think with them.

7. Love them.

8. Hide them in your pockets so Cheese does not take them.

9. Eat in class.

10. Make posts about them.

11. Find joy in the world.

12. Tear there.

Are you sick of Maltesers?

If you are, tear here.

Don't miss us too much when we're gone

Just crying buckets will be enough.

But we'll let you eat Maltesers while you do it.

I thank you, oh heavenly maltesers, for inviting me to this supreme blog.

even when the sky is falling down

MALTESERS. will. rule. the. WORLD.

Day One

(We had fun and joyful facts, but not facts of the day. Ha.)

Fact of the day: Maltesers' password = 94132408211

But I'm sure it comes out as ***********

How many more to go?!

GOSH--75% DARK CHOCOLATE! How awesome is that?

AND 7.5PERCENT MALT EXTRACT.

Why does Maltesers have a due date? they should go on forever.

(Due date = giving birth. THEY DON'T GIVE BIRTH. They are too full of joy.)

A sincere reply.

Dear Seirrehc,

You need counseling. When there are maltesers, there is JOY. No way can one see the world as a sad, sad place. Call twinklefriend now. Thank you. If you ask nicely, we may even sponser the the $0.10 it takes to make a call.

Sincerely,
The Maltesers

And what comes after 3?

It's 7! For 37 grams of joy!

Other joyful facts:

Maltesers are made in Australia.

They are exported to... THE WORLD.

Challenge: Count the number of Maltesers in a packet!

People who ask "What's that?" are losers. Unlike Celine.

Post 3

Today we are going to talk about Maltesers.

I'm sure we've never talked about it before, and it had come as a great and pleasant surprise.

Now for a fun fact: Do you know it is the lighter way to enjoy dark chocolate? Like, OMG right.

Maltesers

The thing about them is that they look so ugly ad unappetizing on the package. Who wants to eat some light fried corn?

Sicheng does.

WHY ARE THERE SO LITTLE MATESERS IN A PACKET

:(