Friday, September 24, 2010

It's Fridayy

And Maltesers are all tired. But if you rub candle wax over your eye bags, it causes your eye bags to disappear!

This is due to the amazingly inaccurate hypothesis(not theory) that when candle wax hardens, to squeezes the skin around your eyes causing blood circulation to increase up to 500% within 5 minutes.

This sudden increase in blood circulation (can blood circulation increase?) causes the blackish patches around your eyes to disappear in another astonishingly scientifically-unproven way.

It is equivalent to rubbing your eyes over and over again 200 times in 1.5seconds!

Now of course, try neither at home.

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