Doing philo FAs

are like watching -insert country of choice- dramas. You feel like facepalming the whole time. (False analogy)

'Look, if they are allowed to break the "no eating rule", then they will break the "jaywalking" rule, and they will break all laws in Singapore.'

and

'You are defending those girls because you are a foreigner yourself!'

and of course, saving the best for the last:

'The cities that you mentioned are different from Singapore. There were terrible and bloody riots in Singapore before. I doubt that these cities experienced similar riots. Since there were riots before the "no eating" rule was made, these riots could have caused this rule.'

Life is such a fallacy.